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KimmyCupZ

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KimmyCupZ

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1409
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About KimmyCupZ : I have no way to describe myself. The only way is that I try and think differently from the norm, and no, I am not a hipster -_-
I like going to gigs, and concerts. I also like eating, a little bit too much, might I add :)
I like speaking to new and different people, so message me if you'd like ^^,
Note: I still like cats. >^oo^

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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KimmyCupZ's favorite FMLs

Today, I was peeing, and I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside I got a new look. FML

#17383761
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21020) - you deserved it (8712)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by en3rg1zer21 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9756) - you deserved it (72259)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

#17329330
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30945) - you deserved it (15798)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:32am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

#17304859
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34710) - you deserved it (2714)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:15am - kids - by NaomiMadison - United States

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33583) - you deserved it (3653)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

#17298408
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29766) - you deserved it (4872)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24807) - you deserved it (9526)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

#17211939
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43071) - you deserved it (10506)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML

#17201461
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32080) - you deserved it (3425)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:14am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my mom finally admitted to me that ever since I was a child, she thought I was autistic, but was always too lazy to take me to the doctors and get me checked out. FML

#17199829
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33846) - you deserved it (2267)

On 07/21/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

#17197650
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41436) - you deserved it (3674)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38100) - you deserved it (5256)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

#17184971
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36026) - you deserved it (5285)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30298) - you deserved it (2731)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML

#17177667
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27011) - you deserved it (7922)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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