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Kimba_Sprite
  • Town/Country : Sacramento
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2791
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57432) - you deserved it (9160)

On 03/26/2009 at 10:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML

#516952
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49193) - you deserved it (11023)

On 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm - misc - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML

#440568
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63453) - you deserved it (7691)

On 03/18/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by Miller_Time (man) - United States

Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML

#7920
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23638) - you deserved it (3978)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48379) - you deserved it (5854)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

#396
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22949) - you deserved it (2996)

On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22894) - you deserved it (10376)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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