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Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
by Jake / 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by lovelife / 09/27/2010 at 9:09am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at volleyball tryouts when I accidentally spiked the ball into the fire alarm. The fire fighters did not look happy when they found out what had happened. So much for being on the team. FML
by Anonymous / 09/24/2010 at 9:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/23/2010 at 8:24pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 9:31pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML
by tracie / 09/21/2010 at 8:00pm / United States (Kansas) / Animals
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
by cganon / 09/21/2010 at 8:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
by teardrops / 09/21/2010 at 4:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML
by lifesuck / 09/19/2010 at 10:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by messyfamily / 09/19/2010 at 3:31am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/18/2010 at 1:39am / United States (California) / Money
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
by Fark / 05/27/2010 at 6:50pm / United Kingdom (Cumbria) / Miscellaneous
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
by firefighter / 09/08/2009 at 6:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML
by newsgirl / 07/16/2009 at 12:22am / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
by fatty / 06/06/2009 at 10:14pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…