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Kieki13
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 January 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1393
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Kieki13 : I'm a 14 year old girl.

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Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML

#13262261
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23623) - you deserved it (2720)

On 09/30/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Ugh-Lee - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

#13235832
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36899) - you deserved it (2886)

On 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Jake - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

#13220613
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21187) - you deserved it (3115)

On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States

Today, I was at volleyball tryouts when I accidentally spiked the ball into the fire alarm. The fire fighters did not look happy when they found out what had happened. So much for being on the team. FML

#13187772
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18557) - you deserved it (3049)

On 09/24/2010 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML

#13174458
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25075) - you deserved it (5866)

On 09/23/2010 at 8:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

#13140704
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32100) - you deserved it (4294)

On 09/21/2010 at 8:44am - kids - by cganon - United Kingdom

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

#13139636
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28262) - you deserved it (4577)

On 09/21/2010 at 4:50am - misc - by teardrops - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML

#13111931
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25233) - you deserved it (3003)

On 09/19/2010 at 10:11am - misc - by lifesuck - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

#13109561
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24636) - you deserved it (2268)

On 09/19/2010 at 3:31am - love - by messyfamily (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after weeks of allowing my parents to borrow money, I got a check for $2000. I took it to the bank only to find out it was fake. FML

#13094289
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21325) - you deserved it (2104)

On 09/18/2010 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

#10804191
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23345) - you deserved it (4165)

On 05/27/2010 at 6:50pm - misc - by Fark (woman) - United Kingdom (Cumbria)

Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML

#5131890
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8114) - you deserved it (38015)

On 09/08/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by firefighter (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML

#3790297
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34178) - you deserved it (10915)

On 07/16/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by newsgirl (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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