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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 January 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1753
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Kieki13 : I'm a 14 year old girl.

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Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

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66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24258) - you deserved it (3069)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML

#14908129
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30063) - you deserved it (7050)

On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29488) - you deserved it (3312)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

#14857654
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27793) - you deserved it (10884)

On 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by UghCats (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

#14852761
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30176) - you deserved it (8033)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:41pm - health - by Winchesterlover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8155) - you deserved it (61238)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48617) - you deserved it (3973) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

#14696721
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7772) - you deserved it (58243)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

#14694098
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26920) - you deserved it (5899)

On 01/24/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by crayons128 - United States

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

#14692086
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20519) - you deserved it (8085)

On 01/23/2011 at 10:41pm - health - by Sostupid (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44786) - you deserved it (3619)

On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

#14244528
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27247) - you deserved it (5765)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:32am - love - by unattractive (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML

#14179571
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6409) - you deserved it (109147)

On 12/12/2010 at 2:36pm - misc - by dumbass1991 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

#14120068
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33836) - you deserved it (6079)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

#14023923
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23664) - you deserved it (50443)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -



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