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Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 12:18am / United States / Miscellaneous
by poked / 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by insomnitude / 03/05/2011 at 1:55am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
by roadkill / 02/28/2011 at 10:50am / United States / Transportation
by notagoodsign / 02/28/2011 at 5:55am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
by ldbella / 02/27/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Kids
by verasam01 / 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
by Michelle / 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 9:51am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the vending machine, put in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. FML
by CandyMachine / 02/16/2011 at 6:58pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
by Mikabe / 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm / Sweden (Varmlands Lan) / Kids
by bride / 02/14/2011 at 1:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2011 at 12:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s…