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by sbutler / 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by chawlay / 07/05/2011 at 10:04am / United States (New York) / Work
by wispywee / 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by Jess / 05/30/2011 at 11:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 05/29/2011 at 12:41am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML
by squirrels69ing / 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML
by awkwardd / 05/19/2011 at 8:51am / Hong Kong / Miscellaneous
by 613tanner / 05/19/2011 at 1:30am / Transportation
by Anonymous / 05/13/2011 at 8:17pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML
by Jackassed / 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say…