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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 January 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1651
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Kieki13 : I'm a 14 year old girl.

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Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML

#18178318
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25659) - you deserved it (1831)

On 11/06/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by hurtsmyears (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my father decided that since I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend, he would buy me a book on how to talk to girls. The book is written by a 9-year-old kid. FML

#18154487
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27030) - you deserved it (6006)

On 11/04/2011 at 2:57am - love - by foreverashamed - Canada

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28911) - you deserved it (5131)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22676) - you deserved it (15062)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27363) - you deserved it (1951)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

#17966458
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10883) - you deserved it (39991)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML

#17964342
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27041) - you deserved it (2566)

On 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by FroggyGirl888 - United States

Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

#17903189
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22648) - you deserved it (2580)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

#17874410
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23643) - you deserved it (5809)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27740) - you deserved it (4346)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24162) - you deserved it (6488)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

#17686086
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23989) - you deserved it (6323)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:23am - health - by pottie69 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33868) - you deserved it (5347)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

#17129735
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30546) - you deserved it (15340)

On 07/16/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by McKenna - United States (Pennsylvania)



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