About KidTajic : Would you gunt me? I would gunt me. I would gunt me so hard!
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Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML
by Anonymous / 06/04/2015 at 8:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by zzarzzur / 05/22/2015 at 2:55am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm / United States / Work
Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2015 at 10:01am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by username / 05/19/2015 at 2:45am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by Swabidizop / 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML
by PISSED OFF / 05/17/2015 at 9:09am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by yif2 / 05/16/2015 at 7:47am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 8:50pm / United States / Kids
by Random737193 / 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by pleasedie / 05/07/2015 at 2:00pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Malíya / 05/04/2015 at 5:02pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
by to_complicated_4_u / 05/04/2015 at 12:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by ThatSlappinBass / 04/17/2015 at 10:00pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…