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KickItHigh

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KickItHigh

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3919
  • Number of comments : 368
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About KickItHigh : My pic says it all. Yep.
I like stuff. Music, TV, movies.

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Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32491) - you deserved it (15537)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

#305
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26543) - you deserved it (14256)

On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
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I agree, your life sucks (94327) - you deserved it (42741)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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