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KickItHigh

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KickItHigh

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  • Number of visits : 2708
  • Number of comments : 368
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About KickItHigh : My pic says it all. Yep.
I like stuff. Music, TV, movies.

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Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

#15857597
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33539) - you deserved it (3216)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

#15835371
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43711) - you deserved it (7423)

On 04/18/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by samikai523 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML

#15805096
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40302) - you deserved it (11379) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by Proprepourtant - France

Today, my 15 year old daughter got kicked out of her cheerleading squad because she was overweight. I heard one of the cheerleaders say, "She must be overweight because her mom is." FML

#15792635
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37388) - you deserved it (12359)

On 04/15/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by fatty:( - Australia

Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML

#15740494
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35173) - you deserved it (4358)

On 04/11/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

#15705121
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17895) - you deserved it (30243)

On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47061) - you deserved it (4450)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been asked by multiple people "why he is going out with such an ugly girl." FML

#12815819
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31195) - you deserved it (3656)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:35am - love - by hjufidskndf - United States

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23450) - you deserved it (2784)

On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have my new iPod Touch, and I'm walking down the street. Since it's really cold, I'm wearing gloves. At some point, I want to change the song, and don't want to remove my gloves. I try changing the song with my nose, for about 3 minutes, until I realize I look really stupid. FML

#665
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5220) - you deserved it (31337)

On 01/01/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML

#656
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18428) - you deserved it (7161)

On 01/01/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Undefined - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29253) - you deserved it (2849)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22178) - you deserved it (3058)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27813) - you deserved it (8145)

On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

#434
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30070) - you deserved it (1885)

On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version



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