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Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 9:25pm - love - by Anonyme - Switzerland (Fribourg)
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sheyshey0413 - United States (Florida)
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by El Stupido - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -
Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 11:13am - work - by Username -
Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 9:08am - work - by Red-cheeked -
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 1:15am - intimacy - by thoughtitwasspecial (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:28am - intimacy - by paulwatson93 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -
Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by bloodyLIP - United States (New Jersey)
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