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Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 1:58pm - work - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ha Noi)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by thedancer5 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by cutiekenz21 - United States (Oregon)
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm - kids - by Username - United States
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
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Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy that yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm - health - by Ali (New York) - United States (New York)
Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by gypsy - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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