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KickItHigh

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KickItHigh

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3323
  • Number of comments : 368
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About KickItHigh : My pic says it all. Yep.
I like stuff. Music, TV, movies.

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Today, my grandpa told me wat he'd do if he was president . I sat there for 30 minute listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoner to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over . And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penise to their foreheads . FML

#17556947
408 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31305) - you deserved it (5804)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today while at my boyfriend's house my stomach began to hurt really badly so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on his dad went to the bathroom an yelled "Goddamn son what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35535) - you deserved it (6960)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

TODAY, I CHECKED INTO A HOTEL CUZ MY BOSS HAD ASSIGNED ME TO A NEW POSITION!! AS SOON AS THE RECEPTION LADY LOOKED UP, SHE HAD ME KICKED OUT OF THE HOTEL!! APPARENTLY, ONE OF THE REGULATIONS IS, "NO PROSTITUTES ALLOWED." I WAS WEARING A BUSINESS SUIT!! FML

#17440698
144 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 1:58pm - work - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

Today mah boyfriend dumpd me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on mah newly paintd bedroom wall. big fat FML

#17355077
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36619) - you deserved it (2969)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by thedancer5 - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I got an anonymous letter , stating mah condo's community and all mah neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that , but kids gather around mah window to listen. mega FML

#17354061
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16713) - you deserved it (34261)

On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walkd in on us having sex. He startd crying and ran into the bathroom where my cloths were locatd, leaving me to deal with his mother. Nakd.

#17313020
221 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by cutiekenz21 - United States (Oregon)

Today , wile looool aving sex , boyfriend decidd to sing te Star Wars teme song as e enterd is penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, mah younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overhered, cummed in the living room and said, "It's yur little brother, now shut up." She was serious. mega FML

#17301122
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36662) - you deserved it (6788)

On 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm - kids - by Username - United States

Today, mah nieghbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

#17187293
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29634) - you deserved it (3001)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by anon - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my child was refusing to looool leave the playground . I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars . I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid . FML

#17113139
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15167) - you deserved it (65349)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... whila at mah job at a Christian summar camp... I ovarhaard ona of tha kids swaaring. I politaly said... "Plaasa... only spaak as Jasus would." Ha pausd fir a momant an raplid... "Go to hall." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19661) - you deserved it (47043)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on father an brother attempting to harmonize thier farts!! FML

#17109341
143 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Taday ma dad told ma little broter tat Tokyo is in Cina. Tis is te same guy tat yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

#17102517
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29583) - you deserved it (1946)

On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73981) - you deserved it (7705)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I dislocated mah collarbonehile trying remove mah bra without taking off mah shrt!! FML

#16825145
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17265) - you deserved it (32072)

On 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm - health - by Ali (New York) - United States (New York)



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