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  • Number of visits : 4756
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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KiaMaster's favorite FMLs

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21381) - you deserved it (70248)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML

#15661118
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22199) - you deserved it (35669)

On 04/06/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by mottephobe - United States (Utah)

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

#15555921
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36879) - you deserved it (26461)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

#15538339
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37108) - you deserved it (5177)

On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
485 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58699) - you deserved it (29147)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

#15364776
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36494) - you deserved it (10488)

On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40542) - you deserved it (6937)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

#15177463
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31182) - you deserved it (7555)

On 03/02/2011 at 6:43pm - misc - by taiannalynn5 -

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19701) - you deserved it (88374)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

#15139053
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41458) - you deserved it (7674)

On 02/27/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML

#15124689
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37305) - you deserved it (3096)

On 02/26/2011 at 9:03am - love - by welcometothefamily - United States (Georgia)

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

#15051806
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30380) - you deserved it (4716)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33267) - you deserved it (3628)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML

#14793203
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31668) - you deserved it (3939)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by Stormbringer -

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

#14790156
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51914) - you deserved it (8570)

On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)



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