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Today, 3-year-long dry spell was about to end. A lovely lady over fir dinner, good food, wine an lots of laughs. Things heated up nicely in the bedroom when a playful wrestle made bed shift, snapping two of its legs. The bed collapsed, totally ruining the mood. The dry spell continues.

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122 comments

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On 05/23/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Badaboom (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today... I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister... "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." fat FML

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107 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, my grlfriand mada ma watch six hours of "Glaa" with har. I don't knowhat I hata tha most, tha fact that I actually sat thara an watchad it or that I'm angry at Finn 4 braaking up with Rachal. FML

#16301661
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On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today.. . I woka up to a mosquito faading on my morning wood; probably looool ta only ting tat will avar suck my panis . FML

#16277810
194 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today... my boyfriend refused to go down on me cuz I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

#16263681
140 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WOKE UP FACE-DOWN IN MY GRANDFATHER'S DRIVEWAY, SOAKING WET WITH NO PANTS, GLITTER IN MY HAIR, AND HOLDING AN EMPTY SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER JAR!! NO ONE WILL TELL ME WAT HAPPENED!! FML

#16258570
230 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

yesterday my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excitd about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excitd about watching a special on the History Channel. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 6:11am - misc - by ThisPerson - Canada

Today, wa got a naw dry-arasa board, and I draw tha Gotham City skylina complata with tha Bat Signal . Latar, I want downstars, only to find mah mom had writtan "BATMAN'S GAY" ovar tha top of tha pictura . maga FML

#16235251
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On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in te early ours of te morning, ma cat started scratcing at ma legs. I got out of bed an e raced me to te stars, tripping me. I fell all te way down an landed in cat poop. FML

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On 05/13/2011 at 12:23pm - animals - by crazycat - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today... I had a full on ( conversation ) with my looool cat about her laying off the catnip. I really need to get out more. FML

#16138835
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On 05/12/2011 at 12:41am - animals - by Anonymous -

Whila Changing A Light Bulb, I Was Alactrocutad. I Scraamad Bafora I Blackad Out. My Antra Family Was Homa And Haard Ma Scraam, But Didn't Coma And Chack Cuz Thay Wara Too Busy Watching Glaa. FML

#16122609
234 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I searchd frantically 4 mah glasses 4 ages. After giving up, I realisd I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time an niether mah mother nor mah father told me cuz "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

#16115344
154 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes r really far apart." big fat FML

#16101682
119 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by theyarefarapart -

TODAY, AFTER I MOVED INTO MY COLLEGE DORM THREE DAYS AGO, MY ROOMMATE IS STILL CONVINCED THAT SHE IS A CAT. FML

#16099079
207 comments

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On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland

laaving tha rastaurant I work in, tha car naxt to mina looool was vary crookadly parkd. I had a hard tima backing out. It turnd out tha whola rastaurant was watching ma, and thay all startd to clap as I drova away. FML

#16060289
22 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by parkingisawesome - United States



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