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About KiaMaster : im me, deal with it.

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KiaMaster's favorite FMLs

Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53380) - you deserved it (8717)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:36pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML


I agree, your life sucks (16663) - you deserved it (27653)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

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