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Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23916) - you deserved it (4080)

On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

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