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Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)
Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Russian Federation
Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML
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On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML
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On 10/07/2011 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML
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Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Pissedoff777 - United States (Arizona)
Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML
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On 07/10/2011 at 8:49am - love - by Mary - United States
Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)
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