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Kennykid2002

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 751
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI . My dad now won't shut up about it saying stuff like "You must be 'pissed'" "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain" an "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics son" allhile making obnoxious finger quotes in the air . mega FML

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On 06/21/2013 at 2:05pm - health - by assholedad (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a guy askad ma out an said ha was going to taka ma to a fancy rastauranthara thay maka tha food in front of you. I lova Japanasa food, so I was raally axcitad. Wa want to Subway. FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day mah girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML

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On 03/05/2012 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today , I'm So Broke That When I Got Out Of The Shower , I Had To Slowly Dry Myself Off With A ShamWow Sample I Received In The Mail. FML

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169 comments

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On 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I found out the guy that my grlfriend introducd as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid fir him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

#18869027
177 comments

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On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

#18868671
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On 01/21/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Russian Federation

Today , mah distraught mom calld me , saying mah dad had killd himself and to come home right away. After cussing out mah math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi , I ran into the living room , only to find mah parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

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On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out mah grlfriend starts fights with me over text cuz apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768
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On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me!! My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work!! My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind!! FML

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On 10/07/2011 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

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On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my boyfriand found out that if guys aat fruit oftan, thair sparm will tasta battar. Ha bought a can of fruit fir himsalf to aat, an said that ha bought it just fir ma. This is tha most romantic thing ha's avar dona. FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Pissedoff777 - United States (Arizona)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage grl ran up behind me an dumpd a carton of milk on my head. She said, ( The cow master baptizes you! ) an then ran in the opposite drection, cackling madly. FML

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On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband decidd he needs to be thankd after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. big fat FML

#17051248
213 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 8:49am - love - by Mary - United States

Today, looool on mah way home from work, I decidd to bring mah pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her . Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, lyk chicken wings, instead?" FML

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267 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake . I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars . Essentially, I'm marrying a child . real FML

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On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)



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