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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 March 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 309
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

#7870282
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25284) - you deserved it (7186)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

#7700878
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34825) - you deserved it (5057)

On 01/30/2010 at 8:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

#7700878
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34825) - you deserved it (5057)

On 01/30/2010 at 8:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

#7700878
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34825) - you deserved it (5057)

On 01/30/2010 at 8:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML

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63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27833) - you deserved it (2222)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:24pm - health - by Lizofsmeg (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)



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