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Keibi
  • Town/Country : Ostersund, Sweden
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 November 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 429
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Keibi : Teenaged Swede. I'm in my last year of High School. I live with my parents in a cold, small city in the north of Sweden. Here, it's winter most of the year.
-30 degrees. 18 hour darkness. Two metres of snow. It's just lovely.

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Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

#6166961
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I agree, your life sucks (26664) - you deserved it (3390)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I received the newspaper from my hometown. My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page. His new wife has the same first name as me. All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much weight I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo. FML

#6021745
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34716) - you deserved it (2792)

On 10/27/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by WasFeelingGood (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

#5993337
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40328) - you deserved it (3252)

On 10/25/2009 at 4:48pm - love - by Kin (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

#5991495
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29555) - you deserved it (3544)

On 10/25/2009 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)



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