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  • Birth Date : Friday 8 September 1989 (24 years)
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Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML

#19078471
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27853) - you deserved it (3006)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

#19058382
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8112) - you deserved it (24622)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck teh poleese (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my parents are on holiday, which means I have the house to myself. Wild parties? Hot girls? Loads of beer? No. Flu. FML

#18843444
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28581) - you deserved it (5983)

On 01/18/2012 at 10:29am - health - by partypooper (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

#18788616
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27349) - you deserved it (2602)

On 01/12/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML

#18706374
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23497) - you deserved it (4864)

On 01/04/2012 at 2:01pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
217 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

#18554140
184 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML

#18551023
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33025) - you deserved it (6427)

On 12/19/2011 at 2:55am - intimacy - by mo (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML

#18529063
126 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML

#18529063
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26641) - you deserved it (4451)

On 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML

#18516515
138 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 12:00am - love - by scribbles1475 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

#18208389
117 comments

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On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28113) - you deserved it (3317)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28113) - you deserved it (3317)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States



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