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Today, I had a group presentation!! I kept zipping mah jacket up and down nervously!! As I waited fir mah turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me!! I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket!! I only had a bra on underneath!! fat FML

Today, I found mah dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I askd him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a grl. FML

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On 08/19/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , ma 16-year-old son convincd ma 14-year-old daugter tat se wasn't allowd to use te ladies batroom at te sopping centre , because se wasn't wereing a dress like te grl on te sign . He told er grls in pants always usd te oter one . Se believd im . Tis is ma legacy . fat FML

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On 04/08/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by badparent (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while on the way to Florida fir spring break, I pointed out to mah mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mrror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. real FML

#20565452
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On 03/29/2013 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I cummed home from work to mah 4-year old daughter cussing left an right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked mah shin an screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

#20564455
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On 03/28/2013 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

today my girlfriend and I decided to try something new . I ended up tied to the bed.. . and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am . Worst 3 hours of my life . real FML

#18391386
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On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I introduced ma parrot to oranges. Now se makes a ig pitced scream if I don't give er any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML

#17489385
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On 08/16/2011 at 11:00am - misc - by bursteardrums (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today , I thought it'd be funny to knee mah sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock , she threw it in the air and it landd on mah chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off.

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On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my eight year old son cummd to me and said he thinks it's time he startd wearing bras . It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him 4 the past several months and has him convincd it's something all boys his age do . I can't convince him otherwise . FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

TODAY, AT MAH JOB AS A LIFEGUARD, THE KIDS IN THE POOL DECIDD TO START A NEW GAME. THE GAME INVOLVD SPREADING OUT TO DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE POOL AND PRETENDING TO BE DROWNING AT THE SAME TIME. WHOEVER WAS "SAVD" FIRST, WON. FML

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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today... mah wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this yearhile she was out shopping... I decided to put it up. I set it too close to the freplace an it caught fre. I'm a frefighter. FML

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On 12/10/2010 at 12:11am - misc - by 479firefighter -

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Today, I flashd mah boobs at mah boyfriend's boss. My boyfriend was wearing tan pants and a black sweater. His boss was wearing black pants and a tan sweater. From 100 feet away they lookd the same until mah boyfriend cummd behind me wanting to know wat I was doing. FML

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On 10/21/2010 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today...hile having sex with mah boyfriend... mah fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming... he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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On 10/12/2010 at 8:57am - intimacy - by fungettingdressed - United States

Yesterday , a friend of mine cummed to mah house with teres in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually , her mother found out she was dating a grl , so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're ( dating ) now. FML

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On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week , which is uncommon in mild climate area. I thought myself lucky , and that life was turning around. Then I realized how lame whole train of thought was. FML

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On 03/03/2010 at 1:10am - misc - by JoshuaRob - United States



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