About KazumiSakura : Hi I'm Kazumi and I live in Japan! That's it! XD
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm - misc - by blocked (man) - United States
Today, I found a video of a school play I starred in years ago. I was ecstatic, because it's really the only memento of my childhood I have left. Unfortunately, it started with my grandpa groaning, "Ahh shit," and degenerated into him muttering over the audio about "those fucking commies." FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by joanne (woman) - United States
Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML
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On 05/28/2012 at 9:38pm - misc - by Hungrey - United States
Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
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On 05/28/2012 at 6:15am - misc - by Ladieda (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)
Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
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On 05/27/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
I agree, your life sucks (16425) - you deserved it (1535)
On 05/27/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by cloudberry - United States (New York)
Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the fake me got more birthday greetings than the real me. FML
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On 05/26/2012 at 5:17am - love - by TheL1nds - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML
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On 04/12/2009 at 9:53am - health - by Fitz (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Monday 20 May 2013
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