About Kazenoe : Long-time follower, only crawl out of my cave to comment occasionally. ;) Like the rest on this site I enjoy reading about people's misfortune... which I suppose makes me either human or an asshole, depends on who you ask.
IRL I'm a 24-y/o female, living in Finland. Contracy to the popular belief we don't live with polar bears, but in wintertime it sure is cold enough for me to prefer staying inside reading the site rather than going out!
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Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
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On 06/20/2009 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)
Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML
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On 06/14/2009 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by HatedbyBras (man) - Netherlands
Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML
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On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was babysitting a little boy. I opened up a new bottle of bubbles and it was all goopy and gross so I said "Eww!". The boy then asks, "What's "ew" mean?". I replied with, "Something gross and yucky". Then he pointed at my face and say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!". FML
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On 06/06/2009 at 12:23pm - kids - by EwFace (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML
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On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)
Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)
Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML
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On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -
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