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Kazenoe

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 January 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3559
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Kazenoe : Long-time follower, only crawl out of my cave to comment occasionally. ;) Like the rest on this site I enjoy reading about people's misfortune... which I suppose makes me either human or an asshole, depends on who you ask.
IRL I'm a 24-y/o female, living in Finland. Contracy to the popular belief we don't live with polar bears, but in wintertime it sure is cold enough for me to prefer staying inside reading the site rather than going out!
I like making new friends, message me about whatever! Sometimes might take a while to reply, since I'm mostly using this on the android app.

Kazenoe's page activity

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Fucked!<b>Dreamer_in_Time</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 2:44am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 7:27am<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 7:12am<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 8:49pm<b>thunderfucked</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 7:26pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 8:15pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 6:11am

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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Kazenoe's favorite FMLs

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

by waterbottlehit / 12/02/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

by immy504 / 11/30/2011 at 12:39am / United States (Louisiana) / Work

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

by TTR / 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

by sarah / 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML

by rufusthepenis / 10/02/2011 at 6:57pm / United Kingdom (Lincolnshire) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

by hendrix1 / 08/25/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Love

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

by ewww / 07/30/2011 at 10:07am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

by Lame / 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Money

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room. Apparently, there is only one serious side effect of getting your tonsils out when you're an adult, which is only seen in about 1% of patients: bleeding of the throat. It can be deadly. I'm part of that 1%. FML

by blahdyblahblah33 / 07/02/2011 at 8:22pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

by wowohwow / 06/23/2011 at 12:24am / United States (South Carolina) / Love

Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML

by shouldhavecheckedthelock / 05/28/2011 at 9:56pm / United States (Maryland) / Geek

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

by yobruh / 05/17/2011 at 12:54am / Kids

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

by bham boy / 04/20/2011 at 4:10am / Work

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

by poked / 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous