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  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 November 1988 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 238
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Kayzee01 : I like telling people they deserved it.

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Visits<b>silly_gal</b> - the 03/13/2013 at 1:18am

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28205) - you deserved it (3323)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38228) - you deserved it (21780)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8814) - you deserved it (43205)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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