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  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 November 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 267
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Kayzee01 : I like telling people they deserved it.

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Visits<b>silly_gal</b> - the 03/13/2013 at 1:18am

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I agree, their lives suck

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TODAY WHILE SPOONING MY SPOUSE I WAS AWAKEND IN THE WEE HOURS BY A HUGE JUNK-RATTLING FART. THIS HAS HAPPEND NUMEROUS TIMES SINCE SHE BECAME A VEGETARIAN. FML

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On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I raally lika!! Whan ha gava ma a hug goodbya, ha slid his hand into tha back pockat of mah jaans!! It was gloriou until I fartad on his hand!! FML

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On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all mah heart. It was instrumental. FML

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On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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