About Kaytyn : Well, I'm 5'6, white, female, light brown hair, hazel eyes, no longer a minor, and an ass-load of interesting stories.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)
Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found out that sex in the woods is amazing. I also found that the roar of a nearby bear will end the amazement. Not only was I cock blocked by a bear, I almost shit myself. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm - misc - by Laura - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)
Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 7:41am - love - by Austin Franklin - United States
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 10:21pm - love - by spermbankonlegs (man) - United States (Ohio)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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