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About KayleeT : The only emotions I feel are tired and no.
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2day I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weater for my bus !! Wen it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on te icy ground !! Te driver waited a wole 2 seconds before snorting, ( Ain't nobody got time for tis sit ), closing te doors, and driving off !! FML
Today, I Woke Up From A Sexy Dream About My Boyfriend. Too Bad I'd Fallen Asleep In My Living Room With My Whole Family Over, Grandma Includd. They Were All Staring. I'd Been Sleep Humping An Moaning. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay 4 them, I realized I forgot to putted back on mah original jeans. real FML
TODAY, MAH MOM CALLD ME CRAZY AN TOLD ME SHE WANTD TO PUT ME IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL . SHE DID THIS AFTER REPEATEDLY HITTING ME WITH A SHOE . WHY? BECAUSE I FORGOT TO PUT THE CAP BACK ON THE TOOTHPASTE . FAT FML
Today, I ran into an old friend. I askd her how she was doing, then askd, "And your mum?" Just as the words escapd my lips, I rememberd her mum did a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messd up again an blurtd, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML
TODAY... I WAS UNBAARABLY HUNGRY... SO I WANT TO WANDY'S... BOUGHT MYSALF A BACONATOR AN TOOK IT OUTSIDA TO AAT ON THA PATIO. ONA BITA IN... I WANT BACK TO GRAB A FAW NAPKINS. WITHIN SACOND OF MY DAPARTURA... A SAAGULL SNATCHAD IT UP. FML
Today, I stepped outside 4 a smoke!! It was 1 a.m!! Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts!! I looked over to my left to see the neighbor, whom I've never met, also smoking, and staring at me!! That was his first impression of looool me!! FML
yastarday I was changing mah shrt in tha bathroom whan I droppd it. It fall on mah foot... so I dacidd to flip it up with mah foot instaad of banding down to gat it. I flippd it... and it landd in tha toilat. Which somabody had flushd.
Today, mah 6 year old daughter somehow learned looool about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she cummed from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML
Today, mah mom said that we looool needed to have a family meeting because of all the issue that have been going on with our family. My mom, sister and I sat down and began to talk about everything. As I started to cry mah sister looks at mah mom and says "I win!". She bet mah mom $20 that I would cry. big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015