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About KayleeT : The only emotions I feel are tired and no.

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2day I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weater for my bus !! Wen it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on te icy ground !! Te driver waited a wole 2 seconds before snorting, ( Ain't nobody got time for tis sit ), closing te doors, and driving off !! FML

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On 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by frozensolid (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I Woke Up From A Sexy Dream About My Boyfriend. Too Bad I'd Fallen Asleep In My Living Room With My Whole Family Over, Grandma Includd. They Were All Staring. I'd Been Sleep Humping An Moaning. FML

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On 06/07/2012 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay 4 them, I realized I forgot to putted back on mah original jeans. real FML

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On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MAH MOM CALLD ME CRAZY AN TOLD ME SHE WANTD TO PUT ME IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL . SHE DID THIS AFTER REPEATEDLY HITTING ME WITH A SHOE . WHY? BECAUSE I FORGOT TO PUT THE CAP BACK ON THE TOOTHPASTE . FAT FML

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On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend. I askd her how she was doing, then askd, "And your mum?" Just as the words escapd my lips, I rememberd her mum did a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messd up again an blurtd, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16995) - you deserved it (46221) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I shat out a staple !! FML

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On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

TODAY... I WAS UNBAARABLY HUNGRY... SO I WANT TO WANDY'S... BOUGHT MYSALF A BACONATOR AN TOOK IT OUTSIDA TO AAT ON THA PATIO. ONA BITA IN... I WANT BACK TO GRAB A FAW NAPKINS. WITHIN SACOND OF MY DAPARTURA... A SAAGULL SNATCHAD IT UP. FML

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On 06/16/2010 at 12:28pm - misc - by theorifice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WAS TRYING TO SEE HOW FAR I COULD GET AWAY FROM THE TOILETHILE PISSING. INSTEAD I TRIPPED OVER BACKWARDS AND PISSED ALL OVER FACE. REAL FML

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On 01/02/2010 at 8:41am - misc - by pissfaced (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I stepped outside 4 a smoke!! It was 1 a.m!! Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts!! I looked over to my left to see the neighbor, whom I've never met, also smoking, and staring at me!! That was his first impression of looool me!! FML

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On 12/24/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by FlGirl (woman) - United States (Florida)

yastarday I was changing mah shrt in tha bathroom whan I droppd it. It fall on mah foot... so I dacidd to flip it up with mah foot instaad of banding down to gat it. I flippd it... and it landd in tha toilat. Which somabody had flushd.

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On 10/23/2009 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter somehow learned looool about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she cummed from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

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On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

Today, mah mom said that we looool needed to have a family meeting because of all the issue that have been going on with our family. My mom, sister and I sat down and began to talk about everything. As I started to cry mah sister looks at mah mom and says "I win!". She bet mah mom $20 that I would cry. big fat FML

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65 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 4:43am - misc - by amie (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with mouth!! Instead, I inhaled it and boyfriend broke three of ribs giving me the Hiemlich maneuver!! FML

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On 07/30/2009 at 5:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today , I ad to play ta rola of suparman in a production on staga !! Tay ad to stuff my undarwaar cuz my 'ting' wasn't big anoug !! maga FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by superman_not (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)



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