Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Kayla_BlowPop

Offline (the 07/04/2014 at 11:22pm) | Search for a member

Kayla_BlowPop

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3800
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Kayla_BlowPop's page activity

Visits<b>SMUTflakes</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 8:44pm<b>jaybreez52</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 1:27pm<b>Tbear11</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 2:38am<b>citrusfruit</b> - the 08/03/2014 at 7:16am<b>totallybananas</b> - the 07/29/2014 at 3:43am<b>Dark_Zekrom</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 2:14pm<b>blcusername</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 8:45am<b>MetalManiacHappy</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 6:41pm<b>Lumen94</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 4:13pm<b>slaapulars</b> - the 05/11/2014 at 2:21am<b>pengboy100</b> - the 05/07/2014 at 7:59am<b>msmama1985</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 1:03pm<b>jarobjent</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 10:03pm<b>Melspence</b> - the 04/11/2014 at 10:43pm<b>redwill85</b> - the 03/19/2014 at 7:13pm<b>s_reel16</b> - the 02/12/2014 at 5:12pm<b>brolin_burrito</b> - the 02/12/2014 at 1:59pm<b>IERTysonI</b> - the 02/11/2014 at 6:01pm

Kayla_BlowPop's FML badges

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Follow up

You subsequently gave feedback by commenting on an FML that you’d submitted and was published.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML that was successfully published on the website. This makes you an exceptional human being.

See all of Kayla_BlowPop's badges

Kayla_BlowPop's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

#19806269
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28736) - you deserved it (2890)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

#19757535
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21604) - you deserved it (9017)

On 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML

#19710494
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29139) - you deserved it (2817) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14547) - you deserved it (34484)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

#19449601
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30760) - you deserved it (5103)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

#19443098
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27045) - you deserved it (4945)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - misc - by uhhh what? - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women's group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting's agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML

#19415450
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10069) - you deserved it (24160)

On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9993) - you deserved it (61483)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

#19297004
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26679) - you deserved it (4432)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML

#19260934
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21878) - you deserved it (3294)

On 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm - animals - by weep weep weep (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

#19236548
96 comments

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26477) - you deserved it (8286)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41082) - you deserved it (9742)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14243) - you deserved it (24517)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11460) - you deserved it (88925)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States



FML's blog

  • Malec's illustrated FML
  • Life is like a box of chocolate full of piece of rabbit droppings sometimes, isn't it? OK, I'll admit that's a weird way to start an article a few days before Christmas. Let me explain: you try and get…

Friday 12 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: