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Kawboy
  • Town/Country : Jville, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 December 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1412
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kawboy : Names Kyle
I'm 22
Like to build harleys and race motocross
Love tattoos, both arms are sleeved :) and a small back peice
just your average guy that's works 60 hours a week and partys on the weekends. Always up to meet new people and I'll talk to anyone. I read fml everynight at work and sometimes comment.. Feel free to message me even if I've pissed you off lol

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Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
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On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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On 04/25/2011 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Ouch (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML

#15899408
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15775) - you deserved it (32143)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:18pm - intimacy - by purrykitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36045) - you deserved it (5439)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

#15843459
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31173) - you deserved it (11844)

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