About KatjaM : Hello there :) Hopefully your visit isn't do to something dumb I said. I don't really comment all that much because I'm as awkward on the internet as in real life. I'm from Puerto Rico, I love animals, tattoos and piercings; coffee, pick-up trucks and anything to do with mudding, ATV's and racing. If you want to know anything else, you can message me :)
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Today, to spice things up a bit my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML
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On 10/03/2010 at 12:27am - intimacy - by EffinAhole - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML
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On 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by caughtorangehanded (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 11:14am - misc - by dmvsucks (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, my 8 year old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 10:56am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by niccy (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML
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On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by ashlee (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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On 08/09/2010 at 10:38am - love - by Forgotten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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