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KatjaM

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KatjaM

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6295
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KatjaM : Hello there :) Hopefully your visit isn't do to something dumb I said. I don't really comment all that much because I'm as awkward on the internet as in real life. I'm from Puerto Rico, I love animals, tattoos and piercings; coffee, pick-up trucks and anything to do with mudding, ATV's and racing. If you want to know anything else, you can message me :)

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yesterday boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty grls. FML

#20097040
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25162) - you deserved it (2010)

On 10/01/2012 at 5:09pm - love - by Lisa - United States (New York)

Today I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror!! Fuck you Fifty Shades of Grey!! FML

#20096658
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26705) - you deserved it (3500)

On 10/01/2012 at 11:02am - love - by fiftyno (man) - United States (Washington)

Taday I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush nipple while closing laptop. FML

#20090663
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21434) - you deserved it (6594) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why he said "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. big fat FML

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

#20086703
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26575) - you deserved it (5882)

On 09/24/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by disgusted - United Kingdom (Hertford)

yesterday a guy I've been seeing for ahile sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clickd the link just to see wat sick shit he wantd to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59695) - you deserved it (3067)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was looool displaying a pretty little penis. fat FML

#20076226
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18477) - you deserved it (2183)

On 09/17/2012 at 1:16pm - animals - by :,< - United States

Today, I got fird 4 saving mah company upwards of $6,000. I'm as confusd as you are. FML

Today.. . I had mah girlfriend over to meet mah parents . After dinner.. . we were in the living room talking . My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat.. . stick it down his shirt.. . then pretend to give birth to it.. . with sound effects . FML

#20070030
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22836) - you deserved it (2112)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:37am - misc - by Sprtsgeek13 - United States (Maine)

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46499) - you deserved it (4057)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY,HILE TRYING TO ROUSE MY SLEEPING BOYFRIEND FOR SOME MORNING SEX, HE CAME. FML

#20064384
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25838) - you deserved it (6142)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, mah ex-girlfriend sent me an email . I was excited that she wanted to make amend 4 cheating on me before I dumped her . No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, an the caption, "What u wish u still had" . FML

#20063251
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26582) - you deserved it (2347)

On 09/08/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by max5 (man) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I got into an argument wit my mom over er sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told er tat eiter e goes or I go. Se calld me a disrespectful bastard 4 not respecting my "new fater." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's wit my suitcase, leecing tere WiFi. FML

#20063189
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32727) - you deserved it (2410)

On 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as dad when I overheard mom moan his name in bed. FML

#20062873
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40157) - you deserved it (2179)

On 09/08/2012 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to go into the school fir the third time this week because mah son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. mega FML

#20061403
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24114) - you deserved it (2959)

On 09/07/2012 at 1:08am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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