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Today, after mah boyfriend an I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of mah building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or loose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

#20012782
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29929) - you deserved it (16438)

On 08/10/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe

Today... I looked over at te car parked next to me an noticed a very large woman plucking er mustace. Se locked eyes wit me an kept plucking. After tat... every time I looked over... se was still staring. Staring an plucking. Now wen I close ma eyes... I can still see er. FML

#20012686
109 comments

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On 08/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by banana2894 - United States (Oregon)

2day I was at te mall wen a guy startd screaming at is buddy fir sleeping wit is sister . It was pretty ilarious so wen e stormd off I mockingly yelld "Pussy!" He ten wrld around and beat te absolute ell out of is friend . Now I feel like I'm going to riencarnate as a turd . FML

#20011677
195 comments

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On 08/09/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by feelsterrible (man) - United States (Georgia)

today I discoverd te cruncing noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML

#20011651
110 comments

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On 08/09/2012 at 3:33pm - health - by flatfoot - Canada (Ontario)

today I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down . Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through mah side-window and smacked into mah head, causing me to drive into a ditch . FML

#20008924
143 comments

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On 08/08/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spendingat seemed like an eternity telling er ow muc I love er an I want to spend te rest of my life wit er, se took a deep breat, said, "How about no?" an ung up. FML

#20005989
152 comments

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On 08/06/2012 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today,hile attempting the Italian Chandelier with my girlfriend, I heard a popping noise, and then had a sharp pain in my dick. Turns out I "broke" it. Instead of calling 911 immediately, my girlfriend remarked how my now black and blue penis looked like a Smurf. FML

#20003323
179 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

looool Today, I went to have dinner with mah girlfriend and her family!! It got silent, so, noticing her legs were darker than they were a few hours ago, I wanted to ask her if she used tanning lotion!! I ended up asking her if her legs were fake!! Her dad has prosthetic legs!! FML

#20002131
106 comments

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On 08/04/2012 at 12:06pm - misc - by ooops (man) - United States (Minnesota)

2day I slammed the car door on mah head while I was getting in the car . If that wasn't bad enough, mah boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insist on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive . mega FML

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140 comments

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On 08/04/2012 at 5:33am - health - by MAC. - Canada (Ontario)

Today , after waking up , I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimatd mah strength , and the whole thing splashd all over mah face. A few moment later , mah dad staggerd in , lookd at me in disgust , and said , "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

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126 comments

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On 08/03/2012 at 3:28pm - misc - by squeltorey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discoverd that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup . How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and rd stilettos in it . Oh, and the stilettos r his size, in case u were wondering . FML

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176 comments

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On 08/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by SingleAgain (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

I tried to stand by toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto toes. FML

#19998464
118 comments

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On 08/02/2012 at 1:32pm - misc - by purplexangel (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, One Of The Human Turds That I Stupidly Addd On Facebook Postd How Terrible Her Life Is After Her Dad Refusd To Arrange Yet Another Holiday For Her This Year, So I Bitchd Her Out For Bieng Such A Spoild Little Brat!! A Few Hours Later, Her Boyfriend Came Over And Beat The Shit Out Of Me!! FML

#19996782
305 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 4:59pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Yastarday, a coworkar informad ma that sha thinks I may ba dascandad from a raca of goblins, bacausa of my squat statura, ugly faca an hairy arms!! Sha was baing complataly sarious!! maga FML

#19995807
120 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 1:46am - work - by Goblin Girl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML

#19993820
178 comments

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On 07/31/2012 at 1:36am - kids - by mcase - United States (California)



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