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Kaspoogle
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 January 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 411
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Kaspoogle : Heya,

If you're here, then you shouldn't maybe.. what?

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No, i'm not an idiot... usually.

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Today, my crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML

#5579906 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (32687) - you deserved it (2219)

On 10/01/2009 at 2:59am - love - by Icy (woman) - United States (Washington) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML

#5464922 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (8376) - you deserved it (29931)

On 09/25/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by Needasafe1234 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I'd found in a jug in their fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn't until later on after I'd poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids are 4 and 2. FML

#3515386 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (10367) - you deserved it (37005)

On 07/05/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by smth (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

#483847 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (74621) - you deserved it (4860)

On 03/20/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by itsgotime (woman) - United States (Kansas)