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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 May 1979 (35 years)
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Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML

#19460705
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27736) - you deserved it (2749)

On 04/13/2012 at 10:15am - love - by prego - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML

#19460705
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27736) - you deserved it (2749)

On 04/13/2012 at 10:15am - love - by prego - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20299) - you deserved it (6395)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20299) - you deserved it (6395)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML

#19440536
102 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 11:50pm - animals - by Lee (woman) - United States

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

#19428226
131 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

#19421032
118 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 12:32am - animals - by day001313 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

#19406343
336 comments

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On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML

#19348901
106 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by iamnotalawyer (man) - United States (California)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
81 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

#19331410
101 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now I wait. FML

#19293168
133 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 10:16am - misc - by lizzie1833 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

#19263580
95 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML

#19260934
95 comments

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On 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm - animals - by weep weep weep (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

#19249399
161 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)



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