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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 May 1979 (35 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6685
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Karma_Geddon's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML

#15591569
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31683) - you deserved it (6367)

On 04/01/2011 at 5:12pm - animals - by poopybed - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

#15448080
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34671) - you deserved it (10834)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents fought over who gets the dog when they divorce. Nothing has been said about where my brother and I will live when they split. FML

#15379189
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36487) - you deserved it (3109)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:25am - animals - by unwanted (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

#15328400
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38284) - you deserved it (5770)

On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML

#15291539
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31737) - you deserved it (2845)

On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and I on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know". Thanks Facebook. FML

#15098063
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31983) - you deserved it (7644)

On 02/24/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by ruinedmoment (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

#15066276
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15445) - you deserved it (25026)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:50pm - animals - by phillyfan4life - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29713) - you deserved it (3321)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML

#14862794
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9111) - you deserved it (26915)

On 02/06/2011 at 2:37am - money - by 7rafe7 (man) - United States

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43507) - you deserved it (7950)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, this guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I was warmly welcomed by my drunken mother laying naked on the floor. FML

#14779228
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34209) - you deserved it (2607)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by madelynn (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML

#14737614
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59697) - you deserved it (7039)

On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

#14681443
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10597) - you deserved it (40176)

On 01/23/2011 at 12:43am - money - by quarterback (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML

#14675565
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30168) - you deserved it (5084)

On 01/22/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by ohsnap (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

#14608701
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32913) - you deserved it (5728) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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