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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 May 1979 (35 years)
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Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML

#15291539
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31677) - you deserved it (2842)

On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and I on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know". Thanks Facebook. FML

#15098063
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30907) - you deserved it (7489)

On 02/24/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by ruinedmoment (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

#15066276
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15400) - you deserved it (24974)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:50pm - animals - by phillyfan4life - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29625) - you deserved it (3319)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML

#14862794
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9091) - you deserved it (26840)

On 02/06/2011 at 2:37am - money - by 7rafe7 (man) - United States

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43397) - you deserved it (7944)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, this guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I was warmly welcomed by my drunken mother laying naked on the floor. FML

#14779228
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34125) - you deserved it (2600)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by madelynn (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML

#14737614
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58701) - you deserved it (6934)

On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

#14681443
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10545) - you deserved it (40108)

On 01/23/2011 at 12:43am - money - by quarterback (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML

#14675565
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30096) - you deserved it (5075)

On 01/22/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by ohsnap (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

#14608701
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32798) - you deserved it (5721) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

#14497989
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11732) - you deserved it (18430)

On 01/07/2011 at 3:22pm - misc - by RabbitOwner - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

#14456852
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29736) - you deserved it (8601)

On 01/03/2011 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25544) - you deserved it (5741)

On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14958) - you deserved it (48619)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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