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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 May 1979 (35 years)
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Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44295) - you deserved it (4759)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML

#15956322
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32419) - you deserved it (6152)

On 04/27/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by suckishbf (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28102) - you deserved it (3795)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49478) - you deserved it (8051)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML

#15733028
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24823) - you deserved it (7503)

On 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML

#15591569
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31452) - you deserved it (6348)

On 04/01/2011 at 5:12pm - animals - by poopybed - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

#15448080
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34462) - you deserved it (10791)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents fought over who gets the dog when they divorce. Nothing has been said about where my brother and I will live when they split. FML

#15379189
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35749) - you deserved it (3039)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:25am - animals - by unwanted (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

#15328400
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36377) - you deserved it (5572)

On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML

#15291539
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31516) - you deserved it (2837)

On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and I on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know". Thanks Facebook. FML

#15098063
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30010) - you deserved it (7364)

On 02/24/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by ruinedmoment (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

#15066276
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14909) - you deserved it (24301)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:50pm - animals - by phillyfan4life - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29476) - you deserved it (3311)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML

#14862794
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8885) - you deserved it (26335)

On 02/06/2011 at 2:37am - money - by 7rafe7 (man) - United States

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42650) - you deserved it (7874)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States



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