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Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Eet- (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)
Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML
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Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia
Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia
Today, I spent almost $200 on a planetarium show with my boyfriend, who loves astronomy. He said his favorite thing about it was that he could pick his nose without anyone noticing. FML
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On 10/04/2011 at 2:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML
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On 10/02/2011 at 1:15am - work - by katt_is_here (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure my cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decided to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML
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On 09/25/2011 at 12:15pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 5:59am - animals - by D (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML
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Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 12:04am - animals - by stinky skunk - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, after 18 years of struggling to provide my daughter with the finest educational opportunities I could afford, I dropped her off to start school at the best public university in the U.S. So far the only thing she's learned is what weed smells like. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 5:55pm - kids - by BerzerkelyBongBabe (woman) - United States (California)
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