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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 September 1993 (21 years)
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Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26104) - you deserved it (2010)

On 09/29/2011 at 8:27am - misc - by btchzloveit (man) - United States (Armed Forces Pacific)

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35712) - you deserved it (4721)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)



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