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Kanenas54
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 August 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 250
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Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

#4674126 (346)

I agree, your life sucks (13572) - you deserved it (32522)

On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

#4672894 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (6478) - you deserved it (43854)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

#4251269 (259)

I agree, your life sucks (39962) - you deserved it (2257)

On 08/03/2009 at 7:45am - misc - by callerid (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML

#3829436 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (40617) - you deserved it (5279)

On 07/17/2009 at 11:54am - misc - by lawliet_L (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I received a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facebook app) from my boyfriend of 3 years. Along with the ring came a message. It read, "Will you marry me?" He was serious. FML

#3827229 (386)

I agree, your life sucks (45198) - you deserved it (6574)

On 07/17/2009 at 8:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a letter from the Navy saying that they accepted my application to join the Navy. I never applied. FML

#2448 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (24793) - you deserved it (1164)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:14pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)