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Today, I lost my virginity. I also found out that if I have a powerful enough orgasm, I am launched into a lengthy and uncontrollable sneezing fit. FML

#13737097 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (22167) - you deserved it (2707)

On 11/06/2010 at 10:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

#13300010 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (17725) - you deserved it (3273)

On 10/03/2010 at 3:40am - kids - by notyouagain (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

#13293107 (416)

I agree, your life sucks (32014) - you deserved it (7096)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30374) - you deserved it (2053)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48201) - you deserved it (5286)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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