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KZN02
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 August 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 764
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KZN02 : Just a pathetic person who looked through the entire archives of fml.

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Today, at my internship, I was told we were going to do something fun. I was excited, until I found out that this "fun" thing was labeling 500 folders. FML

#19017248 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (5100) - you deserved it (845)

On 02/07/2012 at 10:07am - work - by strongjon60 - United States

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (10751) - you deserved it (1249)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257 (371)

I agree, your life sucks (3198) - you deserved it (9526)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML

#17928549 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (7168) - you deserved it (809)

On 10/07/2011 at 3:32pm - work - by jdmarine83 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML

#17827650 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (12000) - you deserved it (993)

On 09/25/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Eric Moore - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (3533) - you deserved it (21778)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

#17461344 (451)

I agree, your life sucks (9574) - you deserved it (27731)

On 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm - misc - by ifailsobadly (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

#17120359 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (20123) - you deserved it (6497)

On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy that yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

#17102517 (197)

I agree, your life sucks (21892) - you deserved it (1230)

On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokemon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156 (271)

I agree, your life sucks (28355) - you deserved it (6269)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732 (442)

I agree, your life sucks (9428) - you deserved it (35951)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734 (49)

I agree, your life sucks (40074) - you deserved it (3336)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818 (560)

I agree, your life sucks (23003) - you deserved it (11670)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm a graduate but still an unpaid intern. My daily work is folding letters and putting them into envelopes. The sad thing is, I actually enjoy doing it. FML

#16805369 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (7157) - you deserved it (2350)

On 06/22/2011 at 8:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

#16644081 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (8275) - you deserved it (25491)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm - misc - by failure461 (man) - United States (California)