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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 July 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 71
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About Jynx7490 : *My name is Samantha*Born Jul. 4 1990*Sarcasm is beautiful*Life is a joke*Taken*Blah blah blah

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Today, while moving into my new place, I saw my new, elderly neighbor sitting on her porch. I cheerfully greeted her with, "Hello, how are you?" She simply rocked slowly in her chair and replied, "Just waiting to die." She was the most cheerful person I met all day. FML



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