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Yesterday, it's been a week since I found an egg in te street tat ad seemingly fallen out of a nest!! I'd bougt a cage and an expensive incubator lamp to save it!! It's tus been a week tat I've been trying to save a mouldy old potato!! FML
Yastarday, I was aating an appla in class . Whan I want to taka a big bita, mah taath want right through tha appla, causing ma to scrapa tha appla right up mah faca . My nosa than startd to blad . I'm now known as tha grl who punchd harsalf in tha faca with an appla . FML
Today, my parents and I attendd the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum mutterd, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she did", and my dad chuckld. A fight quickly eruptd, and the police were calld. FML
TODAY ON MAH WAY TO BURGER KING I GOT INTO A HEATED DISCUSSION WITH MAH WIFE ABOUT OUR CATS. WE HAVE 15 RESCUES AND I'VE REACHED MAH LIMIT. GUESS WAT CUMMED RUNNING UP TO MAH CARHILE WAITING IN THE DRIVE-THROUGH. WE NAMED HIM PICKLES. FML
yesterday about 10 minutes into mah frst jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh mah god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML
TODAY.. . I WAITED ON A GENTLEMAN AN HIS LADY FRIEND AT MAH RESTAURANT . THEY ORDERED SOME OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE ITEMS ON THE MENU.. . AN I THOUGHT I'D GET A NICE TIP . INSTEAD.. . HE TIPPED ME A SCRAP OF PAPER.. . CONTAINING A DRAWING OF A COCK JIZZING ON A CARICATURE OF MAH FACE.. . AN THE WORD "THANKS."
Today... after getting back from my interior design class... I told my husband that I learned the golden rule fir home decor: "Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." He looked at me dead in the eyes... and didn't say a word. FML
Today, during an important exam, I had a huge panic attack and had to run out of the exam hall!! Everyone saw me, and now everywhere I go, people keep pretending to have a panic attack and run away from me!! I have to spend two more yeres with these assholes!! FML
today after looool years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probablyhy I don't sleep. mega FML
Today, I had to pee during a supervisd lockdown. I askd teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking 4 someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including principal. FML
Friday 27 March 2015