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Just_ol_Kole

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 650
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Just_ol_Kole : Snowboarding is great, but I'm a big time gamer. Halo Semi-pro, GoW GBT top 25 Nationally. Halo 4 MLG 2013. Comment extravagant!!!

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Just_ol_Kole's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML

#19407529
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26748) - you deserved it (6429)

On 04/04/2012 at 5:11pm - intimacy - by KatieB (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML

#16041715
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15404) - you deserved it (34338)

On 05/04/2011 at 5:11am - misc - by Derps (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today, I can't attend an interview for a great job because I have an exam. An exam I need to pass in order to have a great job like the one I'm missing the interview for. FML

#16039154
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29854) - you deserved it (3590)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:24pm - work - by Username -

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

#16038977
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31262) - you deserved it (5218)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:12pm - misc - by wiper -

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

#16031811
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40148) - you deserved it (3393)

On 05/03/2011 at 12:32pm - love - by moetplease - Singapore

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

#16030983
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37931) - you deserved it (4117)

On 05/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Diesel (man) - Belgium (Luxembourg)

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

#16014326
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11775) - you deserved it (32224)

On 05/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by alchy (woman) - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14853) - you deserved it (44668)

On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML

#15991792
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32721) - you deserved it (9770)

On 04/30/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)



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