Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

JustSoLost

Search for a member

JustSoLost

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 February 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5368
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JustSoLost : Hey everyone! ツ
I'm an intelligent student. O-O HAHA. Nerd. =) I love being with friends. Schools awesome! Do your best and have fun!! LOVE reading!! ♥ Imma bookworm. =)
♥ BUBBLE TEA WITH TAPIOCA! ❤DANCING!
Guys and Girls pursue your dreams, make what you want happen. My goal is to become a pediatrician or a neurosurgeon.
If ya have any suggestion for any good books for me to read message please.
And thank you to all who have
And GOD BLESS ◕‿◕ (No offence to anyone who doesn’t want it.) =)
Don’t Drink & Drive
Be Safe

JustSoLost's page activity

Visits<b>macalo_03</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 8:19pm<b>Agnesia</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 1:16pm<b>kameron018</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 1:44am<b>Adamantablade</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 4:24am<b>GoingCommando93</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 9:22am<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 2:11pm<b>lucifurby</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 5:00pm<b>obeykiddsmalls</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 6:20pm<b>Mexico_WC2018</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 10:05pm<b>jennlody</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 3:44am<b>robertarose3789</b> - the 06/18/2014 at 8:10pm<b>shredder8838</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 6:11pm<b>TrialErrorTrial</b> - the 05/28/2014 at 2:05pm<b>DemonicLemon</b> - the 05/26/2014 at 6:44am<b>daminantion</b> - the 05/20/2014 at 8:56pm<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 10:26pm<b>laxbrosive</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 3:49pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 4:40pm

JustSoLost's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of JustSoLost's badges

JustSoLost's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

#6533285
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45695) - you deserved it (2978)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year old son came up to me and asked if he can "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

#5560413
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33216) - you deserved it (3653)

On 09/30/2009 at 1:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML

#4488799
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97993) - you deserved it (4805)

On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

#4329050
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65320) - you deserved it (2805)

On 08/06/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by whatismydadthinking (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

#4201501
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59518) - you deserved it (9536)

On 08/01/2009 at 4:15am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML

#4113781
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49846) - you deserved it (7809)

On 07/28/2009 at 6:28pm - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: