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About JustSoLost : Hey everyone! ツ
I'm an intelligent student. O-O HAHA. Nerd. =) I love being with friends. Schools awesome! Do your best and have fun!! LOVE reading!! ♥ Imma bookworm. =)
♥ BUBBLE TEA WITH TAPIOCA! ❤DANCING!
Guys and Girls pursue your dreams, make what you want happen. My goal is to become a pediatrician or a neurosurgeon.
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And GOD BLESS ◕‿◕ (No offence to anyone who doesn’t want it.) =)
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Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML
Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year old son came up to me and asked if he can "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 19 December 2014