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JustSoLost
  • Town/Country : Ontario, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 February 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 4441
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JustSoLost : Hey everyone! ツ
I'm an intelligent student. O-O HAHA. Nerd. =) I love being with friends. Schools awesome! Do your best and have fun!! LOVE reading!! ♥ Imma bookworm. =)
♥ BUBBLE TEA WITH TAPIOCA! ❤DANCING!
Guys and Girls pursue your dreams, make what you want happen. My goal is to become a pediatrician or a neurosurgeon.
If ya have any suggestion for any good books for me to read message please.
And thank you to all who have
And GOD BLESS ◕‿◕ (No offence to anyone who doesn’t want it.) =)
Don’t Drink & Drive
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Today, I was in line in the grocery store with my 3 year old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had a cow with sunglasses on on it. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36042) - you deserved it (2055)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year old son came up to me and asked if he can "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25713) - you deserved it (2611)

On 09/30/2009 at 1:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I wore the new bathing suit my boyfriend got me for my birthday to a family reunion pool party. Turns out, it was a gag gift that dissolves after 3 minutes in water. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60963) - you deserved it (4726)

On 08/15/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77139) - you deserved it (3092)

On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

#4329050 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (53559) - you deserved it (1768)

On 08/06/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by whatismydadthinking (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47896) - you deserved it (6374)

On 08/01/2009 at 4:15am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42479) - you deserved it (6056)

On 07/28/2009 at 6:28pm - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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