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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2037
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, at a family Seder, (a Jewish service 4 Passover), mah mom servd matzah balls during the festive meal. Considering how much I love matzah balls and there aren't many options 4 me to eat because I'm a vegetarian, I shoutd, "I like really big balls!" in front of mah entire family. FML

#921004
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19249) - you deserved it (89873)

On 04/12/2009 at 12:27am - intimacy - by anon13 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstars to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

#800425
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (291844) - you deserved it (19240)

On 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm - intimacy - by GuitarChick42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend looool was in te sower, and I decided to go join im!! I took all my clotes off and stepped into te batroom!! I slipped on some water, and ended up itting my ead on te toilet and passing out!! Wen I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in is towel!! Wrong person!! FML

#796416
87 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 4:04am - intimacy - by showerstupid (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met mah girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner . Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby . I never knew she had hernias repaired an said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence . FML

#618069
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34366) - you deserved it (125168)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)

Taday when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling an asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex 4 the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML

#548239
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66651) - you deserved it (28389)

On 03/23/2009 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

my friend and i tougt it would be funny if we could bot fit into er big sweatpants. Wen we trid to take a step, se fell on top of me. Se startd peieng uncontrollably. We ad to cut ourselves out of te sweatpants. FML

#508489
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50183) - you deserved it (34423)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by emilyxoxoxo - United States (New Jersey)



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