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by mhm / 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by CharlieOrion / 05/04/2012 at 8:25am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Health
Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
by Anonymous / 05/03/2012 at 5:17pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by yikes / 04/21/2012 at 4:36am / United States / Animals
by SeeingLlamas / 04/17/2012 at 5:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/12/2012 at 12:18am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
by Baustigt / 04/10/2012 at 6:48am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by anniemeece / 04/07/2012 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ladylarni / 04/07/2012 at 4:20am / Australia / Love
by Tanner / 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by GothicAngel17 / 04/06/2012 at 9:52pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by mockable / 04/06/2012 at 7:09am / United States / Work
by anonymous / 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm / United States (Texas) / Geek
by tessamarque / 04/05/2012 at 11:07am / United States (Oklahoma) / Animals
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…