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  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 June 1994 (20 years)
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Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20505) - you deserved it (7862)

On 12/03/2012 at 12:06am - health - by WTFFAIL (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was walking through the mall with my boyfriend of a year and a half. There was sign outside of the jewelry store that said, "Engagement Rings-No interest for 12 months." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replied, "That's right...NO INTEREST." FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - love - by Ma.Sa.La. (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)



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