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Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23617) - you deserved it (8490)

On 12/03/2012 at 12:06am - health - by WTFFAIL (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was walking through the mall with my boyfriend of a year and a half. There was sign outside of the jewelry store that said, "Engagement Rings-No interest for 12 months." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replied, "That's right...NO INTEREST." FML


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Today, I was doing a local search at and I found my sister's profile. FML


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On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

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