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JustGoRealSlow's favorite FMLs
by BrianTheLion89 / 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm / United States / Intimacy
by girly / 04/12/2012 at 12:06am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I was texting my girlfriend about cross dressing and I said, "It would be hard for me to conceal my weapon." She instantly replied, "Not really, it's like finding a needle in a haystack, you'll be alright." FML
by DanteWest1000 / 04/03/2012 at 12:43am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
by Jen / 03/20/2012 at 1:11am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/29/2012 at 5:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by salt. / 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Gothicbunnyx3 / 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymoosey / 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm / Canada / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
by dummy / 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/14/2012 at 12:24am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
by lotrgeek / 02/13/2012 at 8:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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