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JustAReaderZZZZ

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 222
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JustAReaderZZZZ : I have read/creeped on FML for a few years now. I just finally got time to "validate my e-mail". I'm a simple SAHM to an amazing 3 year old little boy :)

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Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

#20723415
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I agree, your life sucks (47492) - you deserved it (3150)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

#20640565
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67090) - you deserved it (9901)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML

#20186585
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25648) - you deserved it (2570)

On 12/01/2012 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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